Every sip is a tidal wave of absurdity
KEYED Energy was founded by a bunch of basement-dwelling anons who decided the world needed an energy drink that doesn’t just wake up your body, but enlightens your mind. Keyed is for those who dare to sip in the face of the abyss and laugh.
We Do Drinks Wrong (and Proud of It)
At KEYED, we take quality so seriously it's funny....Here are some values we live by (sometimes).
How Did We Get Started?
We know the struggles of fatigue, everyday-nervousness and stress. Life can be a drag. The normie wage-cage, the classroom, the mandatory family get-together with your creepy uncle, it’s all so tiresome. KEYED was formulated over a decade, based on my personal supplement stack, designed to make anons confident and energized in spite of their crippling autism.
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